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Thursday, June 14th, 2007

Oh shit, I got my swagger jack on, I saw this on Smartenupnas this afternoon and couldn’t pass up the opportunity to share this with y’all… it wouldn’t be the first time either hahaha.


Peep emacc32 on YouTube for more gangsta gospel…

*rest assured I will be off Smartenupnas’s bozack tomorrow

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Hey Zeus

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

Akon

So Akon’s recorded an apology to his wife (or is it wives), his mother, Gwen Stefani, the young skeezoid he “danced” with in Trinidad and an assortment of other people that he has wronged recently, there’s a stream of it at Smartenupnas. He’s offered to take the blame from everyone else and place it upon himself… sound like anyone you know?

It’s glaringly obvious that he does not apologoise to this young fan however…


I gotta admit I had Akon’s back during that Trinidad incident, I don’t condone pedophilia at all, but if you’re in a club that has age restrictions you gotta expect that the girls in there are of age – the security should have stepped there shit up. For all his flaws he can still pump out good music (*sometimes), without crazy experiences to reflect on his music would just be dull and lifeless…

***waits for the tirade of hate…

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The truth is finally out – in Kentucky

Friday, June 8th, 2007

Parents – are you tired of taking your children to museums where evolution is taught? Are you looking for a (and I quote) “Deluxe new alternative” to the history we teach?

Then head on down to Petersburg, Kentucky for your chance to be shown the true history of this great planet. See dinosaurs with Christian folk, watch them run hand in hand picking flowers and praying to the big man.
Oh, and don’t forget to check out Noah’s Cafe – for your fill of heavenly treats.


Seems like they’ve realized the answer is to hard to deny – so have had to come up with a very creative question.

UPDATED Find your own truth in pictures and now with a solid review.

The Truth Laid Out

Notice the heathen history takes the form of snake – god sticks to clip art…

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