the real anchorman
“Your friends were very jealous, even if they tell you they weren’t.. they were envious of the fact I approached you….”
Major props go to Jordache for this one. This is straight up outlandish. The story goes this guy Dmitri met this chick, talked to her for 2 minutes and hit her up for her number. She gave him her card and said to give her a call and these are the messages he left on her voicemail. His arrogance/audacity surpasses Ron Burgundy levels… in fact you couldn’t even write shit this good. The quotables just keep on rollin, too much bradas.
July 4th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Apparently it’s this guy by the name of Dimitri the lover and he has a website http://www.dimitrithelover.com/. There’s some more about him here http://dlisted.com/node/26833.
July 4th, 2008 at 11:38 am
LOL, wtf
July 4th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
wow a “complete catch!”
lol psychological issues wtf?
July 4th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
hahahaha… can’t wait to read The Dimitri Code!
July 4th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
woops sorry xDFORMx… identity theft
July 4th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Im also one of those few men in this city who has nothing wrong with him
July 4th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
hahaha + wtf is he on??
July 4th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
‘I’m great in bed, I’m in great money, believe it or not..I’m a great catch’