Joey the cunt
I didnt watch Shortland Street on Friday, but man, I KNEW this guy was the killer. He was just too much of an enigma not to be. Bowl haircut, looks like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber, zero game with the women. Shit was clear cut, but at the same time I had my fingers crossed for a more shocking twist like the killer being Tanya or Libby or something. Saw this article on Stuff though and you gotta laugh at the serial/dumb cunts that are out there:
We have had a few strange incidents in the past. When a lot of suspicion was on Kieran, Adam Rickitt was attacked in Freedom Furniture by a handbag-swinging older woman who thought he was responsible for Claire’s death.
LOLz, get a life nana.
Anyways, My prediction for 08 is Joey continues his killing spree for a wee while till he is found out by Callum. Callum puts a stop to Joey’s antics with the quickness, then continues to walk the halls of Shortland Street hospital with more swag than everyone else combined.
If you haven’t already noticed Callum is a king amongst men on that lame show. His ability to act better than everyone else whilst simultaneously looking like he’s making fun of the script is too ill. Plus he’s slick, he’s only with Justine for the kids. He set Chris Warner up to sleep with his ugly wife just so he could have an excuse to punch him in his face. True story. What say you folk ?
December 17th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
lolz, maybe he still feels mad cos Waverly ditched him for Fergus hahaha…he always loses on Shorty.
I thought it’d be him too - but then I thought maybe it was too obvious, but they’d set it up well to be him, it would have made no sense if it was someone else - but Ailsa still reckons it’s not him, he’s just killing Tania for dissing him - but the serial killer’s someone else, oh!
December 17th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
p.s ok gay im out
December 17th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
My prediction is that Chris’s son dies in the crash. Toni get some sorta disability like stuck in a wheelchair. Guy is sent to the looney bin & does not pass go. Rebecca gets a few scratches and lives with Chris.
Tanya doesnt die and a new hot chick starts:D finnally.
December 18th, 2007 at 8:39 am
fuck.yall are right! callum is that dude.
i predict joey getting shankd from tania.wasnt she cuting some cake for his ass before he pulled out that sick ass look on his face n started feeling stranglish?
lets hope im right.
fulla!
December 18th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
I’m still laughing at “Joey the cunt”. That’s the unbiased sort of headline I want to see in my daily news.
December 18th, 2007 at 6:31 pm
but joeys so sweet:(
I wonder if he did kill his grandmother too..
December 18th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
you guys listen to Lupe Fiasco, Justin Timberlake AND watch shortland street! :O
whoa some str8-up homos on this site HAHA
December 18th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
you all just got out-hip hopped with one post
replace more letters with numbers
December 19th, 2007 at 7:27 pm
that photo of joey frightens me. his face is symmetrical, but the two halves is doing different things :-S = killer !