Mario = king

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So the new Mario game is out now for Wii - Super Mario Galaxy. My routine when i go round to Glacier’s house generally goes something like this. Walk in the door > say hello > walk to lounge > turn on xbox 360 > play Halo 3 online for the next 2 hours. Sprinkling it with the odd grunt of conversation here and there. Last time I went round though, I was gutted to find no credit left on the Xbox live account, what a fucking disaster. I love Halo 3, but single player doesnt even feel like a game after playing online… it feels like a chore.

Due to the dire circumstances, Glacier’s suggested I play the new Mario game they’d acquired recently on Wii. I havent played a Mario game since … sheeit, Mario Kart maybe? And I was a bit skeptical as to how enjoyable manoeuvering the cartoon plumber could be, especially when compared with shooting shotguns and throwing grenades at various cunts online.

How wrong I was.

The game is fucking mean-ah. Admittedly I view Mario with a somewhat rosy tint being that the N.E.S was the first console I owned, but nostalgia aside.. Nintendo really know how to make games. The controls with the Wii-mote are easy enough for your mum to play, yet its still fun as for even the staunchest gaming dude. I aint even gonna get into the in-depth reviewing I’ll leave that to the pros here(Peep the numbers). What I will say though is the game is worth playing just to get to the ‘Ray Surfing’ stage. Fun-est shit out! See below.

p.s Is it just me or does it look like they bit the whole Mario flying through the stars thing for Kanyes album artwork.


11 Responses to “Mario = king”

  1. Glaciers of ice Says:

    Simon unlocked the second ray surfing level on the weekend, that first level is nothing in comparison!

  2. Glaciers of ice Says:

    Oh yeah, any ray surfers out there what’s your first level best time? Mines 0:59.95

  3. Scrooge McDuck Says:

    they reckon this game is the 2nd best game ever…after ocarina of time ofcourse!

    http://www.gamerankings.com/itemrankings/simpleratings.asp?rankings=y

  4. SilverWHK Says:

    Nintendo are all about happy shit aye. All bright and colourful. Even GoldenEye on N64 had a pretty jovial vibe to it.

    I miss my N64.

  5. oblivious Says:

    your review sounded good. video looks fuckin gay

    who to believe?…

  6. Scrooge McDuck Says:

    yay proximity mines!

  7. Glaciers of ice Says:

    Watching someone play games is never as fun as playing them

  8. HK Says:

    watching glaciers play is boring that’s why theres a fight to get the wii remotes haha

    best time on the ray surfing is 2min something :(

  9. SlickVanXL Says:

    lol @ oblivious

  10. Donatello Versace Says:

    Oblivious, believe me bro, always believe me

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