Kings of Welly
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Ever noticed how you talk to some Welly people and they’re in denial about how windy it is ? Fuck, it’s annoying. You’re sitting in a room that’s sounding like ‘Howls Moving Castle’ outside, and you’re like “far it’s pretty windy ay ?” … then they’ll say something like “Um, no more windy than anywhere else mate” .
Ay ? fuck off.
Anyways, 2 dudes who wouldnt do such an annoying thing are Brett and Jermaine from ‘Flight of the Conchords’. Winners of the ‘Wellingtonian of the year’ award at last nights ‘Wellys’. Ive never heard of the ‘Wellys’ before, but it makes me jealous we dont have an ‘Aucks’ awards. Congrats to the bro’s on the award, and Conchords fans can further rejoice in the fact a second HBO series is on the way. Mean. Oh yeah, and Murray should’ve been up in the mix for the award too. Maybe he’s from Aucks.

November 18th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Wellington College in this hoe!
I cant stand it when Aucklander’s talk about welly’s narrow streets. you cunts ever driven down high street? And the weather in auckland sucks, feels like winter all year round.
November 20th, 2007 at 10:13 am
Only in Wellington is where you can find local bums with Celebrity status.
Crank dat Blanket man
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Hana