
While the rugby world freaks out about Doug Howlett jumping on two cars in London, [sarcasm] league keeps it really real [/sarcasm]. New Zealand league players worldwide have been on a crime spree, hitting the headlines for a range of illegal/offensive acts.
* Former Junior Kiwi John Te Reo was axed from the Broncos for being involved in a fight outside of a club that saw a man’s skull fractured.
* Tevita Latu, the former Kiwi, Warriors and Cronulla player who left the NRL after punching a girl in the face, was suspended from the British Super League for calling another player a nigger.
* After the Kiwis got a hiding from Aussie on Sunday a few players got on it and allegedly sexually violated a young woman in Wellington.
* And then I just read today that Iafeta Palea’aesina has been arrested in the UK for breaking a man’s jaw in a brawl at a train station.
Haha league players ay… shit. I look forward to the day when Kiwi players start making the headlines for helping their teams win.
Sidebar: Which is more embarassing about the Kiwis jersey? That it represents a bunch of crims that can’t win games, or that the major sponsor, written boldly on the front of the jersey, is Chrisco - the guys that make Christmas hampers. Smh.