Though NZ enjoyed some success over the weekend in various sports codes, the US is enduring much darker times and the Fed’s is watching!

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick (who carries better than most running backs) has been indicted on federal felony charges involving dog fighting. Seems Vick and his boys had been getting on some Chucky and Fresh in his backyard since 2001. He has maybe the most raw talent ever in the NFL but, killing dogs is rough.

NBA Commisioner David Stern got a call from the FBI to inform him that one of his refs is involved in match fixing. The homie Tim Donaghy has allegedly been putting wagers on games for the last two seasons, including his own. For anyone who watched the Spurs vs Suns series (the real finals), this dude reffed game 3 and made a bunch of dodgy calls that handed San Antonio the game. So all you Spurs fans, your championship will forever be tainted! HA!

In what would normally be celebrated as one of sports greatest milestones, Barry Bonds is about to break the all-time MLB home run record. The fact that Bonds allegedly shot steroids in his ass since 1998 though, has everyone doing the Marge catch phrase “Hhhmmmmm!”. A federal grand jury is investigating whether he lied to a previous grandy jury four years ago about roid raging, and his best mate and trainer is in jail for refusing to talk.

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