Millie Holmes
Paris Hilton. Lindsay Lohan. Nicole Ritchie. Millicent Holmes? Wait… who? Unless you used to watch Fast Crew’s I Got video on slow-mo, read Woman’s Day, or have watched an episode of Deal Or No Deal, chances are you’ve probably never seen Millie Holmes, but she’s alllll over the news today.
Jumping at the sight of a potential “celebrity” scandal TV networks and radio were going hard with the story today that Millie Holmes (that’s what they call her in the streets) was caught in possession of cannabis, some P and is also being charged for receiving stolen goods. So why was this story receiving so much attention? Not ‘cos of the severity of the charges, but simply because she’s the step-daughter of celebrity Paul Holmes. Man, is NZ desperate for celebrity gossip or what. It seems like the media is thirsting for NZ’s “Paris Hilton” or something, because this girl truly has no claim to fame other than her lineage – which is sorta ironic ‘cos Paul Holmes isn’t even her real dad, and her mum Hinemoa Elder is way outta the celeb game these days. I dunno why we’re so desperate to make stars outta people (look at Pop’s Ultimate Star – let it goooo Touchdown)… aaanyway I don’t wanna rave on about this and add to the ‘media coverage’ too much myself, so check out the Herald article if you wanna know more, HERE.
June 18th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
shes pretty bangin’ bro
June 18th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
I think young Truent wants to be the pipe to Millie’s crack
June 18th, 2007 at 9:26 pm
Dude, you’re supposed to go to blingee and put a big doobie in her mouth before ya post her pic up
June 18th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
FREE PERRY!
June 18th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
Bitch looks like she could trim a mean fish… no filleting tho, that there is a mans job.
Get at me here bitch http://www.talleys.co.nz
June 19th, 2007 at 11:48 am
^^ HAHA.
June 19th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
^^ second that
June 19th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
I’d hit it
June 20th, 2007 at 12:27 am
“its goin down/ cause im around/ milli cent, you know how i gets dowwwwn…”
June 20th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
*in a high balls voice “what up gangstaaaaa!”
June 23rd, 2007 at 10:49 pm
look holmes, just cos dancing with the stars didn’t get you a show back on mainstream, its no excuse to exploit your nearest crackomatic for free airtime (anonymous media tipoff….rrrrriiiiggghhhttt… I will bet cash money that the next time you see Paul ‘pimpmyadoptedkid’ Holmes he’ll be oiling up sainsbury in an exclusive interview on Close Up. Or doing a Woman’s Day. Same diff.)
savvy bro…savvvy
June 24th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
I suggest that Millie should up the ante to $10k per day (or more) of p usage and let b!tch overdose…
August 1st, 2007 at 10:08 am
Leave my daughter alone.
Just because her vagina smells doesn’t mean she likes smelly penis.
I have smoked p with her on Waiheke heaps and she
worked Mummas cunt like a ture professional.